I Will Not Entertain Less Than 5k

Let me make one thing clear: my time, my energy, and my presence are far too valuable to be wasted on anything less than what I deserve.

If you’re considering a cash meet with me, understand that the minimum investment is $5,000. That’s right—no exceptions. Anything less is a waste of both of our time, and I won’t entertain anything beneath that amount. This isn't just a business exchange; it's a demonstration of your respect, devotion, and understanding of my worth. Anything beneath this figure suggests you're not serious, and I don’t engage with amateurs. If you’re not willing to make the investment, then you’re not worthy of my attention, and you’ll be promptly dismissed. Only those who recognize and appreciate the true value of being in my presence are worth my time, and a $5,000 tribute is the baseline for that respect.

The Deposit Requirement
Before you even think about stepping into my world, understand this: a $1,000 deposit is non-negotiable. This deposit ensures that you are genuinely committed to following through. It’s a small token of your seriousness, and it weeds out those who aren’t truly ready to submit. I expect this deposit up front and in full, with no excuses. Consider it your test of worthiness. If you can’t handle a deposit of this size, then you’re not in the right position to serve me in any capacity. The balance of the $5,000 tribute will be handled on the day of the meeting, but until I receive that deposit, don’t expect any further consideration. You’ll quickly learn that I don’t waste my time, and I expect those who serve me to show their commitment in every way possible.

Confidentiality and Themes
Now, if you’re worried about discretion, let me ease your mind. Your identity can be hidden, should that be your preference. I understand that some of you may need a little more privacy, and I can respect that. But make no mistake—you’ll still be expected to perform, and the tribute will still be required. I also happen to enjoy a good theme—if you think you can make me laugh or entertain me with a creative scenario, then by all means, try. Humor and creativity are always welcome, and the more you indulge my interests, the more you’ll find yourself enjoying the experience. However, don’t mistake my willingness to have fun as a sign of weakness. You’ll serve me how I see fit, but if you can impress me with a witty theme, your reward will be knowing you’ve earned even a fraction of my amusement.